2025, THOU SHALT NOT VEX ME
It’s troubling, but not unreasonable to fear that 2025 may turn out to be as vexingly grim as the year we’ve just slogged through. My plan for offsetting the depression that forbodes, is to harken the beauty I saw and photographed in 2024, and find rays of humour in things that normally drive me to outbursts of profane protest.
An easy target is the ongoing inanity of Donald Trump thinking he can annex or buy neighbours that fit his fantasies
.Greenland, for example.
Why on earth would people who happily live with icebergs bigger than their house floating by the back door, be interested in having him for a leader?
Certainly they welcome some innovations. (The Internet has been embraced, for example).
But in remote coastal villages, the Inuit who predominate in Greenland also cling to traditional ways, to the point where sled dogs outnumber people by as much as ten to one and more.
And that’s not counting the one sculpted by Nature in the form of a slowly melting ice floe.Much as I like cold and snow, I’m going to take the easy way to opt out of the tech-dominated society I live in — ignore and laugh at what’s not as useful as it purports to be.Top of my list is stock market predictions. The gnomes of finance want us to believe their self-awarded crystal balls. However, a comparison of yearly Wall Street predictions and actual market results over the last 24 years concluded that “the variance between actual annual performance and the prediction was huge — an average gap of 14.2 percentage points.”
My odds of predicting when and where a loon might pop up in front of my kayak last summer weren’t even on a par with that.
But trying to was rewarding far beyond anything that can be measured in dollar signs, so I’ll take that to the memory bank, and look forward to investing in doing it again next summer.
AND TURN OFF THE INSUFFERABLE
The fretting over how to cover Trump in the White House again has already begun to preoccupy political journalism and (understandably) its practitioners who need to worry about being in his vindictive cross-hairs.
I don’t have an answer to or an informed opinion on that.
But I do have a plan for how not to be subsumed by it, or any other news that wastes my time by ignoring basics, such as allowing grade school level errors into print.
A sentence in the Washington Post is a prime example: “Just after 5 a.m. on a Friday morning…”|On the basis that you can’t trust anyone who doesn’t understand redundancy on that level to cogently report complex stories, I’m going to stop reading any story at the point such nonsense rears its head.
TV news broadcasts whose correspondents think they’re more important than pictures to tell the story, wave their hands like they’re auditioning for a hand-jive competition and do not speak grammatically-correct English, will get the click of the remote button.
It’ll be my version of how a great blue heron deals with perceived intrusions on its self-designated personal space.And if my resolve fails me and I succumb to the obsess-about-the-mess mindset of 2024, I’ll fall back on the “5x5 Rule: “It’s not gonna matter in five years, so don’t spend mor than five minutes being upset about it.”
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