COPING WITH TALES TOLD BY AN IDIOT
As a guide for how to deal with the insults, about-turns and wrecking ball style that pass for American foreign policy without resorting to profanity, I suggest channeling Shakespeare’s “Hamlet”, with a small tweak: “Appropriate or inappropriate, that is the question.”
There has been much ado about whether or not French President Emmanuel Macron and British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer acted inappropriately by engaging in what many saw as an excess of flattery, at the expense of mano-a-mano (handshakes notwithstanding) in their recent pilgrimages to the White House.
But diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip.
Being a five star narcissist, Trump is unable to differentiate between praise, which is a way to express favourable judgement or sincere appreciation, and insincere flattery as a tool to fool a fool.
Starmer and Macron’s ploy was an appropriate re-write of Brutus’ soliloquy in Shakespeare’s “Julius Caesar”: “I come to manipulate Trump, not praise him.”
Inappropriate was on full display when Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky showed up at the White House.
Trump’s “he’s all dressed up today” jibe was the scene-setter.
Zelensky has been dressing the same way for three years, as a gesture of solidarity with his soldiers on the front lines against Russia.
Inappropriately from a newsworthy point of view, a representative of the MAGA-mouthpiece “Real America’s Voice” sneered from the front row of the press pool: “Why don’t you wear a suit? You’re in the highest level of this country’s office, and you refuse to wear a suit?”
That smacked of a planted question, a tactic political aides and flaks frequently employ with journalists. Whether or not to go along with one is a judgement call, based on a professional assessment of the agenda behind the question, and whether and how the answer may advance the story.
The lesson (if any was needed) from the question, the tone in which was posed and by whom, is that the Trump White House press office has no intention of allowing real journalists to ask questions the boss might perceive as inappropriate.
ON THE OTHER HAND
Shielding Vice-president J.D. Vance from questions that require real
knowledge is probably appropriate, however.
His answer to Zelensky’s barbed question of whether he’d ever been to Ukraine was: “I’ve actually watched and seen the stories.”
As one who covered a fair number of wars, I like to think we members of what William Howard Russell, who is widely held to be the first modern war correspondent, called “a luckless tribe”, do the best we can to bring the reality and implications of war into the public eye.
But if Vice-President Vance, a fervent member of the “fake news” shouting tribe, thinks watching and reading the news makes him expert enough to be part of forming and propelling U.S. foreign policy on Ukraine, he has more faith in the scope of war reporting than my tribe does.
Certainly we can have an influence. In August 1982, after an 11 hour Israeli bombardment of West Beirut, an outraged President Ronald Reagan called Israeli PM Menachem Begin and ordered him to stop.
It is widely held that reporting on the day (of which I am proud to have
contributed) prompted Reagan’s shift in support for Israel’s action.
As American historian and political biographer Robert Caro wrote :“I don’t believe that power always corrupts, Power reveals.”
What power revealed this past week was a turbid, malodorous oleo of petty vindictiveness, crass insensitivity, ill-mannered arrogance, historical ignorance and seething insecurity,
None of that is appropriate for a leader of any democratic nation, least of all one in thrall to the myth that all should bow before him, to put on open display.
FAIR AND FOUL
Taking American wine and spirits off shelves in Ontario liquor outlets is an appropriate response to Trump’s 25 percent tariffs.
I think leaving them on display to gather dust would be a protest more appropriate to Canadian’s vaunted politeness, if perhaps too passive-aggressive for some.
Either way, one behaviour widely considered inappropriate turns out to actually be beneficial.
According to a researcher at Keele University in England, swearing “is a drug-free, calorie-neutral, cost-free means of self-help.”
What better news could there be for those of us without the wit or wherewithal to match such appropriate Shakespearean insults as: “Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s‑tongue, bull’s‑pizzle, you stock-fish!
(For a Prince Edward Island school teacher’s version of what what Canadians think, give yourself a treat and click this link: https://www.quintenews.com/2025/02/26/351509/)
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6 thoughts on “COPING WITH TALES TOLD BY AN IDIOT”
Allen,
As usual, right on the money. We are sharing with our US friends. It is shocking how little they understand about what is going on in their own country let alone the world at large.
Keep up the good fight.
Regards, John & Shirley
Thank you
Ha,ha .. Excellent Mr Pizzey!
Grazie
Yes, spot on Allen.
I am reminded of something I read when I watched the jerk insulting Zelensky about why he was not wearing a suit.
“Better a man with no suit than a suit with no man.”
Wish he had said it but perhaps his withering gaze said it all.
I wish I’d known that quote when I wrote that piece.