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AUTUMN’S MOST APT ADJECTIVE HAS TURNED AWFUL

AUTUMN’S MOST APT ADJECTIVE HAS TURNED AWFUL

Autumn has arrived. For the next sev­er­al weeks the inex­orable change in the colours of the for­est that envelopes us here chal­lenges descrip­tion. A fit­ting word would be “awe­some”. Unfor­tu­nate­ly, despite at least a dozen syn­onyms, it’s a rote response to every­thing from the tru­ly awe-inspir­ing to the most pro­sa­ic, which strands it in a ver­bal wasteland.Read the rest

A FLYING VEE HAS A LESSON FOR THE GREEDY

A FLYING VEE HAS A LESSON FOR THE GREEDY

A twelve minute end-to-end diges­tive tract notwith­stand­ing, Cana­da geese have evolved to one of Nature’s finest exam­ples of work­ing for the com­mon good. By shar­ing the lead in their dis­tinc­tive Vee for­ma­tion, a migrat­ing flock can trav­el up to 2,000 kilo­me­ters in six­teen hours. Humans, on the oth­er hand, keep evolv­ing new ways to flock togeth­er in greed that defies log­ic and decency.Read the rest

TOO MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT TO BOTHER WORRYING

TOO MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT TO BOTHER WORRYING

Open­ing an Inter­net brows­er ought to come with a “view­er advi­so­ry” warn­ing: “You are about to be car­pet-bombed with scare-mon­ger­ing adver­tis­ing and the media’s obses­sion with doom and health sto­ries”. That being unlike­ly, I sug­gest those us of old enough to remem­ber it adopt the catch­phrase of MAD Magazine’s Alfred E.Read the rest

WHEN THE ROYAL ‘WE’ MEANT THE NORMAL ‘US’

WHEN THE ROYAL ‘WE’ MEANT THE NORMAL ‘US’

Pro­nounce­ments and spec­u­la­tion about why Queen Eliz­a­beth II was beloved invari­ably include her dig­ni­ty, demeanour and ded­i­ca­tion to duty. While all those are valid, I think the sim­ple answer is that even as she con­duct­ed her­self in a man­ner to which most of us can only aspire, she was in a sub­lim­i­nal way, per­ceived as ‘just like us’.Read the rest

TOLSTOY HAS THE WAY, NATURE THE EXAMPLES

TOLSTOY HAS THE WAY, NATURE THE EXAMPLES

The glo­ries of Nature and a lit­er­ary giant may seem an odd com­bi­na­tion to help slow cli­mate change, but in fact, they’re a per­fect match. Nature pro­vides the encour­age­ment, the great Russ­ian writer Leo Tol­stoy penned the wis­dom: “Every­one thinks of chang­ing the world, but no one thinks of chang­ing himself.”Read the rest

A LITTLE RESPECT IS IN ORDER

A LITTLE RESPECT IS IN ORDER

Like many of my (male) con­tem­po­raries, I have no objec­tion to — and truth be told am hap­py to rev­el in — being called “a cer­ti­fied old fart”. I do, how­ev­er take seri­ous umbrage at the sug­ges­tion that age is by def­i­n­i­tion a deficiency.Read the rest

HERONS HAVE THE ANSWER

HERONS HAVE THE ANSWER

Every so often on an ear­ly morn­ing pad­dle, I come upon a great blue heron. Poised with silent, eeri­ly-still ele­gance, it’s wait­ing for small fish or frogs to come with­in strik­ing dis­tance of the dag­ger-like beak at the end of its long, sin­u­ous neck. The bird’s infi­nite patience and way of deal­ing with unwant­ed dis­trac­tions are traits many of us who are per­plexed or vexed by much of the world could use.Read the rest

A Pox By Any Other Name

A Pox By Any Other Name

Most efforts to treat the world’s myr­i­ad ills have fall­en short of inten­tions, nev­er mind expec­ta­tions. To give them a boost­er shot, I sug­gest look­ing to Shake­speare; specif­i­cal­ly, Juliet’s famous lament ‘What’s in a name…”
Think “Mon­key Pox”.Read the rest