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A (HOPEFULLY) HELPFUL HINT

A (HOPEFULLY) HELPFUL HINT

When you’re type­cast as ter­mi­nal­ly polite and stuck next to a fam­i­ly deter­mined to rev­el in being the stereo­typ­i­cal “neigh­bours from Hell,” the cour­te­ous thing to do is offer them a copy of Robert Burns’ poem, “To a Louse”.Read the rest

COPING WITH TALES TOLD BY AN IDIOT

COPING WITH TALES TOLD BY AN IDIOT

As a guide for how to deal with the insults, about-turns and wreck­ing ball style that pass for Amer­i­can for­eign pol­i­cy with­out resort­ing to pro­fan­i­ty, I sug­gest chan­nel­ing Shakespeare’s “Ham­let”, with a small tweak: “Appro­pri­ate or inap­pro­pri­ate, that is the question.”Read the rest