The Humans Giving Weasels a Bad Name
Among the many remarkable inhabitants of the lake where the photo for this blog site was taken are weasels.
Resourceful, fast nocturnal hunters, weasels avoid humans. They also have the misfortune to be a synonym for cunning or deceit, which unjustly associates them with the kind of people trying to “weasel” their way out of their share of responsibility for what is happening in Afghanistan.
A case in point is former Secretary of State and National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, who backed the invasion of Iraq at the expense of commitment to Afghanistan. In a recent Washington Post Op-Ed piece, Rice proclaimed: “Each of us who held positions of authority over those years made mistakes — not because we didn’t try or were heedless of the challenges.”
Really?
In October 2005, Secretary of State Rice told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that the U.S. strategy for “winning” in Iraq had “already begun.” As evidence she offered: “Compare the situation a year ago in places like Haifa Street in Baghdad…”.
I guess she missed the large sign at the aptly named Assassin’s Gate exit from the ‘Green Zone’:
HAIFA STREET IS CONDITION RED. DO NOT USE HAIFA STREET
The CBS office in Baghdad was in a hotel on Haifa Street, less than half a mile from Assassin’s Gate. Gunfire was a feature of the neighbourhood ambience.
Rice also assured senators that security along the notorious airport road in Baghdad “has measurably improved.”
Iraqis called the airport road “Death Street”. American soldiers dubbed it “IED Alley”. A sign on the last checkpoint outside the airport read:
YOU ARE LEAVING A SECURED AREA. ALL WEAPONS RED AT THIS POINT. LOCK AND LOAD.
PLUMBING THE POLITICAL DEPTHS
Another stalwart from the start of both the Afghan and Iraq imbroglios, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, referred to President Biden’s decision to withdraw troops as “imbecilic”, and “driven not by grand strategy but by politics”.
Having rallied to Bush’s cry of a “global war on terror”, and claims of non-existent weapons of mass destruction, Blair is an expert on such things. Perhaps he could also explain what exactly the “grand strategy” for Iraq was, and how well it turned out.
The war in Afghanistan was one of the most broadly supported bipartisan issues ever in American politics. Senator Lindsay Graham managed to turn that on its head. “I think Joe Biden deserves to be impeached,” he told the extreme right-wing Newsmax.
No doubt the desperate Afghans at Kabul airport will applaud the senator’s brave stand on their behalf…if they live long enough to hear about it.
AND IT’S NOT JUST THE POLITICIANS…
Those who were responsible on the ground in years past are behaving little better. As Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin wrote: “When former officials such as retired Gen. David Petraeus or former defense secretary Leon Panetta tut-tut about the incompetence of the Biden team, remember that these same figures either deliberately spun a false narrative of the Afghan military’s progress or were utterly clueless about the reality on the ground.”
Conspicuous by their absence in the Afghan evacuation effort are the Saudis.
The proud guardians of Islam’s two holiest sites haven’t taken in any refugees from Afghanistan, or any other Moslem country come to that. They are, however, building the world’s biggest and most expensive roller coaster. Billed as “Faster, higher, longer!”, it will reportedly set world records in all those areas when it opens in 2023.
NO ‘YELP’ LISTING
Five Saudi air bases, often used by U.S. forces, are within a couple of hour’s flying time of Qatar’s Al-Udeid airbase, which is overworked and clogged with Afghan evacuees.
No evacuee flights have landed in Saudi Arabia.
The Saudis accommodate millions of Haj pilgrims every year, which means there are a lot of empty hotels and compounds available at the moment. So far, the No Vacancy sign is up for evacuees.
But then again, the Saudis already “gave at the office”.
Fifteen of the 19 hijackers in the 9/11 attacks were from Saudi Arabia, an absolute monarchy that, like the Taliban, subjugates women, restricts religious freedom and murders dissidents.
DEDICATION ABOVE AND BEYOND
President Biden and others in Washington pointed fingers of blame at the hapless Afghan President Ashraf Ghani for fleeing into exile. But little mention is made of former Afghan president Hamid Karzai and Dr. Abdullah Abdullah, the long-time leader and chairman of Afghanistan’s National Reconciliation Council, who stayed in Kabul to try to form a new and inclusive government with the Taliban.
To call that courageous is a serious understatement.
When the Taliban seized power in 1996, they hauled the then President of Afghanistan, Mohammed Najibullah out of the UN compound in Kabul. He and his brother were tortured to death. Their naked bodies were dragged through the streets and hung outside the presidential palace. For good measure and a final insult, funeral prayers for Najibullah were forbidden.
When a movie is made about the last 20 years in Afghanistan (as it no doubt will be, in some form or another) an appropriate theme song would be Pete Seeger’s’ “Where Have All the Flowers Gone”.
The chorus line being: “When will they ever learn/when will they ever learn.”
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6 thoughts on “The Humans Giving Weasels a Bad Name”
Thinking about the depressingly similar denouements of our 20-year efforts in Vietnam and in Afghanistan, I am reminded of my “Sgt. Bilko” — a sly, cynical and subversive sitcom of the 50’s. My favorite episode depicted an attempt by Bilko to scam his bookie with his bet on a football game between Slippery Rock and Notre Dame. Slippery Rock had never scored a point and had never held Notre Dame under 100 points. Much to his bookie’s contempt, Bilko placed his bet on Slippery Rock. Then he created phony offensive and defensive stats for Slippery Rock and hired professional football players to pretend they had practiced against Slippery Rock, got beaten up and refused to get back on the field with them. Facing ruin if Slippery Rock won, the bookie became frantic and tried to buy off Bilko’s bet. His scam successful, Bilko was about to accept the money to cancel his bet when members of Slippery Rock’s math department showed him figures that it was impossible for Slippery Rock to lose. Envisioning an even bigger payday from a Slippery Rock win, Bilko stuck with his bet. Of course Slippery Rock lost (99–0) and only then did Bilko realize that the math department’s projection was wrong because it had used all of the phony statistics Bilko had provided it. Garbage in, garbage out. I laugh at the TV episode. I weep that we have made the same Bilko-esque mistake TWICE in my lifetime .. and, unlike in a sitcom .. people in the real world get hurt, die or live in a nightmare. Good lord, why are we so insistently stupid?
The answer to your closing question may well be that the world, or at least the part that starts and runs wars, has a Sergeant Bilko mentality…always convinced there’s a clever, quick and easy way to win.
You betcha .. combined with the ability to believe your own BS.
the bs part being an essential element
I always looked forward to your reports Allen — and I’m glad to have found that I can still seek out your perspective — Thank you!
Thanks Jane.