TOO MUCH ADVICE, TOO LITTLE TIME TO BOTHER
The trajectory being pretty much set and relentlessly shortening, it seems to me that we who are aging ought to be granted freedom from an excess of choices. Instead, we get a seemingly inexhaustible wellspring of advice on how to have a longer and healthier, and ergo, happier life. So far, all I’ve learned from it is summed up by screenwriter William Goldman’s description of the movie business: “Nobody knows anything…Every time out it’s a guess and, if you’re lucky, an educated one.”
For starters, the “guidance” comes in conjunction with regular obituaries for celebrities who were part of my youth, and the inexorable demise of friends, which ought to make its lack of efficacy obvious.
That’s not to say all of the ideas ought to be rejected. An alluring one that arrived up this week is a study which concludes that napping is not only okay, having a daily one will result in your brain being 15 cubic centimetres (0.9 cubic inches) larger. That’s apparently the equivalent to delaying aging by between three and six years.
Since I have a habit of falling asleep during any TV show except news, that’s both good news and gratifying. The scientific evidence wasn’t detailed, but I’m sure it has a lot to do with napping shutting out nonsense, so the brain has more room for sensible things as opposed to “the vile and pernicious” of Frank Zappa’s lamentation of TV, “I’m the Slime”.
The downside of a potential bigger brain came the day after I read that article, when I was mugged by a headline that read: “Your Brain Has Tricked You Into Thinking Everything Is Worse.”
Maybe that’s why my brain had trouble working through the logic of the assertion, which brings me to the claim that napping is even better for you than lifting weights.
It certainly holds more attraction than the advert for “seniors” that keeps popping up on my computer screen, featuring a guy whose face looks like he’s Methuselah’s twin brother, and an upper body and arms so ripped he could also be a semi-successful clone of a steroid-friendly Hollywood “action hero”.
Not a good look on either count.
WHO TO BELIEVE, OR NOT
Conundrums are everywhere. This, from the website senior lifestyles.com, sounds like something that makes sense: “Seniors that exercise regularly are less likely to depend on others.”
Except, as we “seniors” were taught, when referring to people, the relative pronoun (if such a modified term is still permissible) is “who”, not “that”, so why would we bother to read, let alone take to heart, any ensuing advice? Actually, what followed did make sense, but it all fit into the category of “common”, so I could have quit reading at the point where my pedantic side was offended.
An indecent number of the studies on living longer take the fun out of the idea of doing so.
For decades, “scientific studies” suggested that “moderate drinking” was better than no drinking at all. In fact, it might even help you live longer. Ignore the very good possibility that the research was as likely as not funded by the booze industry, and you have justification — if any was needed beyond the pleasure of it — for an end-of-day cold beer or a decent glug of single malt, and a glass or two of wine with a meal.
Cue killjoy.
“A new analysis of more than 40 years of research has concluded that many of those studies were flawed and that the opposite is true.”
The piece from which that gloom was lifted goes on to note that: “…it’s challenging to accurately estimate the specific effect of making any change based on how most nutrition and lifestyle research is currently conducted.”
To put it another way: a lot of advice is free for the simple reason that it’s generally worthless.
The exception that proves the rule – apparently – is the so-called “Mediterranean Diet”, which research over a broad swathe of time and geography indicates is“a healthy eating pattern for the prevention of cardiovascular diseases, increasing lifespan, and healthy aging.”
The variation here in Italy, where I live, is especially enticing, not least because Italians, being sensible people (except when it comes to traffic, the environment and politics), consider wine to be food and an essential element of their culture.
Some of the occasional dilemmas of aging are easy to resolve.
For example, an old guy I don’t recognise occasionally apppears in the mirror in the morning. Instead of trying to figure out who he is and where he came from, I shave him. We older folk were raised to be polite, after all.
The best advice on aging I’ve ever encountered was from a centenarian, who, on being asked the predictable question: “What’s the secret to living to be 100?”, replied: “Don’t die.”
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3 thoughts on “TOO MUCH ADVICE, TOO LITTLE TIME TO BOTHER”
Excellent points, Allen. At 82 I’m discouraged reading obituaries of friends & famous folk I admired — all close to my age. Worse are the advertisements of products & health studies that claim I can prevent conditions & diseases I already have. However, I was encouraged by a comment from my sister-in-law, a university educated nutritionist stating that over-weight people live longer than skinny people. I’m sure there a many provisos attached to that generalization, but I’ll accept it as fact & continue to do my part to help confirm it. I also heard a 100 year old’s response to, “What’s your secret to a long life?”, he said, “I like it here.”
I’m with you…get on with it and enjoy as much as one can.
Too much advice is what put me off golf.