WHEN LESS IS MORE, AND MORE IS LESS
The loons have been talking more frequently of late, the haunting call known as the “wail”. One of four sounds loons use to communicate, ornithologists believe its few notes speak volumes. Human communication, by comparison increasingly brings to mind the first lines of Harry Nilsson’s signature song: “Everybody’s talking at me/I don’t hear a word they’re saying/Only the echoes of my mind”.
The gap between loon calls and answers can be several minutes, and even if they sound repetitive, the timbre and notes are evocatively beautiful. Human communication speech is anything but that, and increasingly same-sounding. The most grating and repetitive ‘note’ is “awesome”.
The usual definition is: “extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear”, as in, for example “the awesome power of the atomic bomb”.
Instead, it’s applied to anything and everything, no matter how mundane. In cases where the word is applicable, there are up to two dozen synonyms available. But then, how many of those who reflexively use the adjective know what a Thesaurus is? Certainly not the ones who consistently use he equally annoying “game-changer” and “wake-up call”.
A LITTLE LESS TALK PLEASE
Excessive verbiage is reaching the level of absurd. BBC World Service radio online, whose business is talking, regularly substitutes a screen full of promos for a notice that reads: “Sorry, we are experiencing some issues now. You can still listen to BBC World Service.” How odd, I thought that’s what I was already doing…
The most famous line from the movie “Apollo 13” is: “Houston, we have a problem”. The actual line, spoken by Apollo 13 command module pilot John Swigert was: “Okay, Houston, we’ve had a problem here.”
The movie version, which has become a cliché, was artistic licence for dramatic effect, which it’s worth noting took fewer, not more, words. Would anyone remember if the astronaut or the actor had said: “Houston, we are experiencing some issues at the moment”?
The temptation is to say “obviously not”. But “obviously” is another of those ubiquitous, pointless words used on air. If something is obvious, it doesn’t need to be flagged as such. Doing so signifies one of several possibilities: the speaker is of the opinion that his audience are too dumb to see the obvious, or has a secret inferiority complex and wants listeners to know that he knows. The third, and more likely possibility, is that the reporter has little of consequence to say and is merely filling air time.
Add that to the appalling “style” of sentences without verbs, or present instead of past tenses, obvious ignorance of the correct pronunciation of “the” and “a” before consonants and vowels, and listening to the news becomes injurious to the disposition of a normally literate person, never mind that of we pedants.
BLAME IT ON THE MEDIA
Maybe everyday speech is deteriorating in part because what’s on air is so bloated, self-righteous and pointless. Is there any dumber question an anchor can ask a correspondent than “What do we know about…?”
“We” being a collective noun, the anchor is asking to be told what he/she and the rest of us already know. Which does not fit the definition of “news”.
And yes, there is something dumber. A CBC radio presenter recently enjoined a reporter to “tell us what we know about…”. The mind boggles.
THANKS, BUT NO THANKS
And why do anchors and presenters feel it’s necessary to thank reporters for doing their job? I was an on-air reporter for nearly four decades. I assure you that people like me want, crave, covet air time. We’ll gladly forgo the forced jollity in favour of more of it. Letting us do our jobs properly (and the pay of course) is all the thanks we need or want.
Insincere civility is arguably even worse. Who’s impressed by or grateful for a recorded “Your call is important to us”, followed by “Please listen carefully as some of our menu options may have changed.” A recorded message based on the assumption that I may have actually clogged my mind with menu options from a previous call, is even more annoying than having to listen to the damned list in the often vain hope of finding a human when I punch one of the menu buttons.
Having had my rant and vented my spleen, it’s time to move on to Nilsson’s third verse:
“I’m going where the sun keeps shining/Through the pouring rain/Going where the weather suits my clothes…”
That’s another way of saying I’m going paddling. With luck, a loon will offer a few well-chosen words, to which I’ll be more than happy to listen.
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19 thoughts on “WHEN LESS IS MORE, AND MORE IS LESS”
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Alan, I’m really enjoying your weekly posts. While they will, hopefully, have meaning to a person of any age they seem particularly relevant to those of our era. We have friends from whom every communication, verbal or written is laced with ‘Awesome’, ‘Fabulous’, ‘The Best’ etc. I can only imagine the state of euphoria in which each of their days must be passed! I’m tempted to add ‘for your convenience’ which more often than not these days seems to be used when a previously enjoyed service is being taken away! Meanwhile, I’ll reserve these ‘awesome’ terms for your weekly musings — keep it up!
Indeed we do live in teeth-grating times. Thanks Julian…and I see you noted the spelling mistake…not to worry…happens all the time…and unless it’s on a cheque (faint hope) I’m not bothered.
Also, somehow Allen turned into Alan — please feel free to edit!
Unworry. It happens all the time, and unless it’s on a cheque (faint hope) I’m not bothered by it.
“we the north”
jeez!
maybe Im losing my sense of humour.
Anyway, “we the hungry”. I am going to supper now.
That one goes right over my head, but then, so do a lot of expressions…thankfully I guess.
It is the mantra of the Toronto Raptors. You mentioned missing verbs.
When listening to CBC interviews I give the guest three “likes”, then I change the channel.
Luckily I do this on my steering wheel with one finger while not taking my old eyes off the road,
Don’t get me started on “fewer“and “less”.
cheers,
Tom
as in like you know like.…
no wonder i don’t know it
Or..I mean like I y’know like totally get that
So .. I can call you ‘a loon’ and you’ll know it’s a compliment.
Keep on paddling!
I’m definitely fine with that.
I found this list of words and phrases that I used to instruct university students to avoid using in their writing, speeches, or even conversations, as they are unnecessary fillers or trite expressions. (I collected them from student papers and class presentations.)
Actually, At this time, Awesome, Basically, Exactly, Having said that, Irregardless, No brainer, No problem, Paradigm shift, Perfect, Quite literally, The brainchild, Think outside the box, You do the math, Utilize, Where’s it at, and the ever present, You guys!
That’s quite a collection Don and by no means, I am sure, all-inclusive which is a worry for the future of human communication.
thanks to my three grandchildren aged
13, 15 and 17 I am a bit conversant with
the new language and the latest signage…
i.e. lmao, etc.…
while I am not “totes” fluent I reluctantly manage to
“chill” about the new lexicon…
my favorite peeve is with the acceptance
of oxymorons…“deafening silence” seems
to be acceptable now…
best to you bro or brah, keep these hits
comin’…
It was easier to learn high school Latin…