IF ONLY THE IDIOTS HAD LEARNED AN IDIOM
The past week has led me to the conclusion that the world would be a lot safer and less complicated if the parents of a select few of the world’s current idiot leaders had taught them the idiom: “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander”,
Change “good” to “bad:”, and even the most arrogant and ignorant might be able to grasp the lesson that the rules of fairness and equal treatment apply to all sides.
It might also help them understand that not abiding by it, reduces them to the epitome of the wisdom of the Roman statesman Cicero: “It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.”
Then even Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth might begin to grasp the hypocrisy of sinking small boats (and committing the war crime of firing on survivors in the water), and indicting former Cuban leader Raul Castro for ordering his air force to shoot down two U.S.-registered civilian aircraft thirty years ago.
The planes belonged to a group that had previously dropped anti-regime leaflets on Havana. which to the Cuban government was the equivalent of bringing in illicit drugs.
Hegseth claimed, but has so far offered no concrete proof, that the boats were smuggling drugs to the U.S,. for South American cartels and warned: “President Trump can and will take decisive military action as he sees fit to defend our nation’s interests. Let no country on Earth doubt that for a moment.” .
Now substitute “Castro” for “Trump” in the Hegseth rant and you get….goose and gander.
Whether that would help highlight the nonsense that Cuba poses so great a threat to U.S. national security that it must be countered with subjecting ordinary Cubans, who have no say in the matter either way, to a crippling embargo, enforced with a blockade that cuts off oil, is debatable however.
But then, the Trump administration seems oblivious to the negative world-wide effects of its actions.
And while I do accept that Americans and the rest of us are interchangeable geese and ganders in feeling the impact of its war in Iran…please, spare us the bleating about how you have to “pay at the pumps”.
Your dreaded $4.50 a (U,S,) gallon translates at the pumps here in Italy (and most of the rest to Europe) to close as dammit to $7 a U.S. gallon.
And tens of millions of others who had no say in the selection of an administration that believes what’s good for it is all that counts, are suffering in ways most of us cannot begin to imagine.
So if you want to claim the mantel of the greatest power on Earth, and rule over it as you see fit, a little consideration and peripheral vision would go a long way.
ANOTHER APPLICATION
The Israeli government is currently in thrall to de facto if not de jure war criminals in its ranks, and seems (as has been their wont in perpetuity) to believe “ceasefire” translates as “You cease. We fire.”
In the first six months of the ceasefire in Gaza. more than 700 Palestinians and four Israelis were killed. Meaningful reconstruction or even significant rubble clearing has not begun, and Israeli forces continue to expand their area of total control and demolition.
Lebanon is little better with the added problem that Hezbollah isn’t fully holding to the letter of the term either.
On a similar plain, right wing Israeli zealots and anti-Semites are mirroring each other, with neither side showing any understanding of their “cause” other than zero sum, or that it leaves them as equals in repugnant ways.
Israel’s security minister, Itamar Ben-Gvir, drew world-wide condemnation, even from fellow ministers, for taunting detainees from the Gaza aid flotilla, arrayed face down, hands bound.
The parallel between abhorrent acts of anti-Semitism and his own behaviour did not seem to occur to Ben Gvir or his supporters.
Nonetheless, as Israel maintains it has the authority to “seize and confiscate vessels trying to violate a lawful naval blockade.”
That sounds a lot like the rationale of both Iran and the U.S. for their tit-for-tat blockades in the Strait of Hormuz.
The Iranian regime also managed to achieve something of a stalemate by what is known as “triangular coercion,” countering the more powerful forces of the U.S. and Israel by attacking the vulnerable Gulf states and by extension the world economy.
It would appear that in a perverse way, the respective leadership of the three warring parties did learn the “what’s good for the goose…” lesson.
More’s the pity that they’ve applied it from the negative perspective.
One wonders if Cicero could have imagined his lesson would be so succinctly personified more than two millennia after he first taught it.
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3 thoughts on “IF ONLY THE IDIOTS HAD LEARNED AN IDIOM”
Guess we’ll have to renegotiate everything once this craziness ends. Geneva convention ignored and as for ceasefire.. it’s not clear what ceased, but it was not the missiles or the killings
Gotta respond to your sneering reference to the price per gallon of gas here in the US vs Europe.
— On average, Americans drive 30 miles a day. Europeans drive 15 miles a day. So, if each drives a car that gets 30 mpg, the American spends $4.50 for his trip and the European pays $3.50 for his.
— We drive more than you guys because we need to. We’re more spread out than you guys AND our public transportation system sucks. Which brings up another point:
— The federal tax on gasoline here is a flat 18 cents a gallon. That money supposedly goes into a reserve fund to help pay for maintenance of the highway system. Given the condition of many of our roads, I’m sure that fact would come as a surprise to many Americans. On the other hand, you guys tax a gallon of gasoline at an average rate of about 50%! That figure would make most Americans gasp, but that tax money goes into general funds, maintenance of the road system, and subsidies for public transportation. So you guys are getting good bang for your gasoline buck. Here the oil companies continue to get a good bang for our gasoline bucks.
— To sum up, the average American is paying more out of his pocket for gasoline per day than you guys, getting less for it in return (upkeep for infrastructure and public transport) and sweating the strains on his income as gas prices go up because of this idiotic war.
I liked the rest of your piece even though I throw up at any mention of that criminal Ben-Gvir.
John — your stats, enlightening though they are, don’t change the fact that the extra money we are all “paying at the pumps” at the moment is due to the price of oil shooting up, courtesy of the Iran war.
The price hike is a tax, “a Trump stupidity tax”, which we non[Americans ave to pay even though we had no say in his election, or the pointless war.
American voters brought on the tax, and only they can do anything about it. But they show no signs of exercising the rights and pressures afforded them by democracy to curtail Trumpian excesses. So I think the whining line was fair comment, rather than sneering.
And thanks for being a loyal perch reader, and making the effort to comment.
P.S, in spite of the tax we grudgingly pay in normal times, as any Italian motorist will tell you, the roads here are appalling and getting worse by the day.