WHAT WE NEED IS A FIFA REFEREE
The historical claim that the FIFA World Cup presents “…an opportunity to foster peace and goodwill among competing nations” is, unfortunately, more lofty ideal than reality. But it does have a useful application in the foul-beset field of diplomatic gamesmanship — Red and Yellow cards.
No matter what language they speak, every single one of the billions of people who will spend the next three weeks cheering on their national pride understand when, and at what level a penalty has been allotted.
A Yellow card held aloft by a referee signals infractions that include abuse, timer-wasting and unsporting behaviour.
Two yellows earns a Red and ejection from the game. An immediate Red can be issued for more serious offenses, including dangerous tackles, physical aggression or altercations, offensive language and insults.
The beauty of applying the system to international conflict resolution, is that observers who have neither the ability nor time to delve deeply into the nitty-gritty of whatever perfidy is in need of resolution — would have a scale to measure who’s in the wrong, without being overwhelmed by the nuanced details or overblown rhetoric and theatrics.
The parameters and rules of conduct were long put in place and spelled out in detail by international agreements, treaties, the Geneva and other conventions and UN resolutions.
Establishing a procedure for designating neutral and qualified referees would be complex and taxing, but contrary to current evidence, there are more than enough experienced diplomats and negotiators available that it could be done.
There’s even a Video Assistant Referee (VAR) already in place in the form of journalists, independent observers and recognised international aid agencies
And best of all, the football rules apply to managers and support coaching staff, as well as players.
FIFA, the world governing body of what everyone but Americans and Canadians call football, not soccer (an affectation, it is worth noting, that the rest of the sport’s billions of fans accept with a wry grin, rather than offensively worded objections), set its own precedent for holding up a Red card to diplomatic fouls.
In 1966, the UK wanted to ban North Korea from the World Cup competition for political reasons. According to an internal British Foreign office memo at the time, FIFA “… made it very plain to the FA (Football Association) that if any team that has won its way through to the finals is denied visas, then the finals will take place elsewhere.”
AN OWN GOAL FOUL
Current FIFA President Gianni Infantino promised that Mexico, Canada and the U.S. the three nations co-hosting the 2026 football extravaganza, would “…welcome the world and deliver the biggest, best and most inclusive FIFA World Cup ever.”
However, Infantino, who last year presented President Donald Trump with the spurious honour of the farcical “FIFA Peace Prize” he invented for the occasion, didn’t see fit to call for a Red, or even a Yellow card when Somali referee Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named Africa’s best referee last year, and described as having an “iconic” status and a “symbol of resilience”, was detained and denied entry to the U.S. at Miami International Airport, and forced to fly back home.
So much for FIFA’s motto: “Football Unites the World”
A U.S. State Department spokesperson said in a written statement that said the Trump administration “…will not waver in upholding U.S. law and the highest standards of national security and public safety in the conduct of our visa process.”.
It was not made clear exactly what, or how great a threat a world-renowned referee, who had a valid visa, could possibly pose to the security of the self-described world’s most powerful nation and military.
Are there rules that must be followed so that no one has to think?
Or is it a case of “why bother with common sense?”
Granted, that’s a commodity not much in evidence in the U.S. government body politic these days. Or many others in the world, come to that.
The conduct of all the players — Israel, Iran, Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthis the U.S. and even Lebanon — involved in the morass of violence and grandstanding “negotiation” that befouls the Middle East, have earned so many Yellow and Red Cards over the past three years that had there been a referee to raise his arm, all of the star and starting players would be back in the dressing room by now.
And with luck, as it often is in football, the bench warmers who finally get a chance for glory, are the ones who rise to the occasion and score the winner.
Wouldn’t that be a World Cup for the ages?
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